Nerd

Hello…
My name is matt…
And I am a nerd.

I’m that anime watching,
Import game playing,
First person shooter,
Suburban bread nerd

I’m that guy that works in a video game store
Looking so much cooler that everyone else
Until I open my mouth
And spout about
How the new mortal kombat is cool
Even though shang tsung and quan chi
Killed lui kang and sho kahn.
But Kun Lao is going strong
Or how I beat halo on legendary
Or how Mario only makes sense
If you’re eating mushrooms too
Or how old school gaming
Is something you keep in your heart
For instance
Up up down down left right left right B A select start

Contra motherfucker…WHAT!

Look…I told you I’m a nerd

I’m that advanced ticket holding
Star Wars obsessed,
Film snob,
Cult classic kinda nerd

I’m that guy who spends 3 hours
Walking through blockbuster
Just to find a movie I haven’t seen
And most of the times I’ll just go home
And watch Halloween.
Cuz Michel Mayers will fuck up anyone
Except Bruce Campbell cuz he’s just slick
And no one messes with a man who’s holding a boomstick
I stay up nights reciting lines to films
I’ve only seen once
But I’ll always try and pick films with taste
Like House of 1000 corpses
Or something with leather face
Then again…those are movies I pick for me
Like night of the living dead
Or anything with Bela Lugosi
And one time
My friend of mine
Ordered Star Wars
On lazer disk
But was sure they’d get broken in the mail
And when they arrived he said, “ I don’t believe it.”
And I said, “That…is why you fail”

Yoda motherfucker… WHAT!?

Hey! I told you I was a nerd

I’m that paint coated,
Ink stained,
Chalk smeared,
Crayola eating kind of nerd

I’m the guy that wears the same pair of
Paint spattered pants every day for a month
And I’m always drawing
Or working in Photoshop whenever I’m at home
And when I paint
I wear my headphones
Listening to the deftones
In my room…alone
And one day I’m gonna paint like Dave McKean
And one day I’ll draw like Rob Scharb
And one day I won’t care about
What I draw
Why,
And who gets to see.
Because one day,
There’ll be a kid out there,
Who wants to be just as big a nerd
as me.